We would have to thank the stars--

--not because they aligned that particular amazing, incredible, wonderful day we first met, but because they have managed to keep their order ever since and throughout our amazing, incredible, wonderful friendship.

And, without further ado:

Happy birthday, Jai!

We can write you the cheesiest poems or sing you the tackiest songs, but that would obviously be too. . .cheesy and, well, tacky. . .for your liking.

(We can also draw the most random of things, but we've already done that. Probably way too much.)

Hence, we offer you the one thing people would usually hesitate to offer and that is--

(This pause is to give you time to prepare yourself.)

(Are you prepared now?)

(No? One more second, then.)

(Okay.)

--our dignity.